I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
