Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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