rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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