What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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