areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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