Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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