he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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