I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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