i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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