How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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