Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
