i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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