I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
