is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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