i was rollin on her like bob the builder
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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