my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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