i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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