so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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