not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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