What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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