I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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