I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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