just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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