I bet he comes in French.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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