I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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