No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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