thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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