I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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