I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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