I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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