My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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