New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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