I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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