i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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