Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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