NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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