once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
