Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
