how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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