through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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