just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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