Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize