officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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