I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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