what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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