doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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