i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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