My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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