Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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