I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize
