This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i came on her dog
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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