I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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