dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Randomize
