no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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